February 23, 2011

February 15, 2011

The Three Deaths of Sherlock Holmes

In which a cloud passes over the face of the World's Greatest Detective

December 1, 2010

I made a cloud

Cloud of my most frequently used words from the NaNoWriMo manuscript (A Vortex of No Importance) I finished yesterday:

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This thing is fun to play with.

November 3, 2010

October 27, 2010

Spirit Guide: Advisories for Halloween

Sable Swift here for general advisories for the month of October! Jelly and Massachusetts should get together and bond over October, it's one of the few months that correspond! You can send mail to Jelly through Jelly's Post Master at Large here at the Spirit Guide, just address your letter to Spirit Guide attn Nougat Haldeman and then the destination. Don't have any gelatinous pen pals? Need more sentient aspic in your life? Request an application from Spirit Guide and Nougat can set you up.

October is witchin' month for most, and through these next cold and rainy weeks it's good to keep your wits about you. Of course, a lot of other months are witchin' months as well but really, they don't get the press that October does.

The erstwhile Spirit of Confusing Libraries says that the Mount Holyoke library is feeling restless and may spontaneously produce phantom floors at certain early morning hours for the next fortnight. Your humble servant is glad that this message was delivered without retribution for the copy of The Reptile Book that I lost.

Gracious Alchemy Falcon says that Color and Stone Guards should abstain from using dairy totems for spellbinding on the 29th. This is because the Great Blacmange is being transmitted from Jelly into Mass MoCA for an eight hour period to "absorb [our] culture like sweet, sweet raspberry juices" and we cannot offend it.

High Portal Marshal Jade Kite says to feel the rhythm! Dance gates have opened to the Maraca Woods for a short amount of time. Contact Jade for a tutorial on how to dance your way into another dimension!

Your own Sable Swift would like to warn you against eating excessive amounts of candy corn. Many people don't know that candy corn contains grains of the great Candy Corn Consciousness, and that uniting even a small amount of that Consciousness temporarily in you gut can cause possession and nausea. Your humble servant once spent an entire Halloween crying about how people don't like my flavor.

An observant community is a safe one! Send in any other advisories you have for Halloween!

October 16, 2010

scales

September 17, 2010